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Post by lbeast on Jul 29, 2010 16:52:15 GMT -5
Hahahaha!! I'm sending that one to my Christian friends!  |
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Post by stratznhatz on Jul 31, 2010 4:06:05 GMT -5
A bank robber is on his way out from the bank he's just done over when his mask slips off. He turns to one of the terrified customers, jams his sawn-off shotgun into the guys chest and says 'You didn't see me right!' to which the guy replies
'I'm afraid I did, I will never forget your evil face'
At this the bank robber shoots the guy dead.
He then turns to the next guy and asks the same question.
Terrified the guy says 'No, I didn't see a thing but I think my wife did!'
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Post by Bodaggit23 on Jul 31, 2010 8:01:21 GMT -5
but I think my wife did!'
(I've been married twice...) ;D |
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Post by stratznhatz on Aug 4, 2010 16:29:16 GMT -5
A guy gets home from work and sits straight down and turns on the tv.
His wife says, 'Before you get settled, could you change the light bulb in the kitchen?'
The guy replies, 'No I won't, have I got 'ELECTRICIAN' written across my forehead!'
His wife is a bit taken aback by his outburst and sheepishly asks, 'Well do you think you could take a look at the back door, it's sticking a bit in the frame?'
He replies, 'What? Do I have 'JOINER' written across my forehead as well??!!'
The wife walks away, a little hurt at her husbands attitude.
The next day, the husband gets in from work and his wife is out, he goes into the kitchen to grab a beer and is surprised to find the kitchen light working. After finishing the beer, he decides to go for a smoke outside and is amazed to find the back door opens really smoothly, no sticking at all.
When his wife gets back he quizzes her as to how everthing got fixed.
'Well' she says, 'I asked the young guy next door if he'd take a look, and he said no problem. When I asked him how I could repay him he said I could either make him some fried chicken, or sleep with him.'
The husband says 'So, did he like the chicken?'
The wife replies 'Have I got 'COLONEL SANDERS' written across my forehead??!!'
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Post by heem6 on Aug 5, 2010 10:54:10 GMT -5
hahahahaha!!
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Post by stratznhatz on Feb 17, 2011 16:13:22 GMT -5
Isn't it funny how all the hot sexy women always seem to drive cute little cars? Which reminds me, the tax needs re-newing on my wifes Landrover!  |
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Post by heem6 on Feb 18, 2011 2:46:57 GMT -5
I see what you did there! haha.
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Post by stratznhatz on Apr 29, 2011 6:23:37 GMT -5
Ok guys, don't panic but I'm typing this from the emergency room at my local hospital. It turns out that the Dyson cyclone ball cleaner isn't what I thought it was!  |
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Post by heem6 on Apr 30, 2011 0:21:37 GMT -5
A koala bear is sitting in a tree getting high. A lizard comes by and asks if he can join him.
"Sure man," the Koala says, "C'mon up!"
So the lizard comes up and gets high with the Koala for awhile. After a bit, the lizard says, "Man, I got cotton mouth. I gotta go down to the river and get a drink."
So he goes down to the river and leans over to get a drink. But he's so high, he leans over too far and falls in. Luckily, his friend the alligator is swimming by and gets him back to shore.
"What's wrong whichoo, man?" asks the Alligator. "You never fell in before."
SO the lizard tells him he's been smokin' up with the Koala bear.
The alligator says, "Man, I gotta check this out." So he goes over to the Koala's tree and looks up at him.
The Koala, being about as high as Willy Nelson by this time, looks down at the alligator and says, "Shit man! How much water did you drink, dude?!!"
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Post by lbeast on Apr 30, 2011 16:51:22 GMT -5
Mayan calendars are selling like there's no tomorrow. 
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Post by Bodaggit23 on May 2, 2011 12:10:03 GMT -5
Hahaha! Good stuff guys! ;D
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Post by heem6 on May 16, 2011 0:15:01 GMT -5
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Post by heem6 on Jun 10, 2011 15:56:38 GMT -5
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Post by heem6 on Aug 22, 2011 21:51:24 GMT -5
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