Post by stratznhatz on Jul 31, 2010 4:06:05 GMT -5
A bank robber is on his way out from the bank he's just done over when his mask slips off. He turns to one of the terrified customers, jams his sawn-off shotgun into the guys chest and says 'You didn't see me right!' to which the guy replies 'I'm afraid I did, I will never forget your evil face' At this the bank robber shoots the guy dead. He then turns to the next guy and asks the same question. Terrified the guy says 'No, I didn't see a thing but I think my wife did!'
Post by stratznhatz on Aug 4, 2010 16:29:16 GMT -5
A guy gets home from work and sits straight down and turns on the tv. His wife says, 'Before you get settled, could you change the light bulb in the kitchen?'
The guy replies, 'No I won't, have I got 'ELECTRICIAN' written across my forehead!'
His wife is a bit taken aback by his outburst and sheepishly asks, 'Well do you think you could take a look at the back door, it's sticking a bit in the frame?'
He replies, 'What? Do I have 'JOINER' written across my forehead as well??!!'
The wife walks away, a little hurt at her husbands attitude.
The next day, the husband gets in from work and his wife is out, he goes into the kitchen to grab a beer and is surprised to find the kitchen light working. After finishing the beer, he decides to go for a smoke outside and is amazed to find the back door opens really smoothly, no sticking at all.
When his wife gets back he quizzes her as to how everthing got fixed.
'Well' she says, 'I asked the young guy next door if he'd take a look, and he said no problem. When I asked him how I could repay him he said I could either make him some fried chicken, or sleep with him.'
The husband says 'So, did he like the chicken?'
The wife replies 'Have I got 'COLONEL SANDERS' written across my forehead??!!'
Hayfever- God's way of telling me not to mow the lawn.....